Stupid fucking fomorians. They're not possible. We are reading irish myths in mythology right now and they have this creature that supposedly has one arm, one leg, and one eye and they are so fucking stupid. I don't know what the irish were thinking when they were making the myths. Must of been like, "hm.. we need something scary, something viscious and threatening that can kill many people at once. Aaah, how about one armed, one legged, one eyed giants. " I mean what the hell its physically impossible for a fomorian to use a spoon, but yet they still have spoons. Come on it doesn't fucking work. You can't be a one armed speicies that has an arm coming off one of the sides where a normal arm would because it isn't balanced and nature balances itself out. So with that thought the arm would have to go in front or back. I mean COME ON. Its bogus. If your going to make a myth make it good. It'd either have to be waving around above you or in front of you on your chest. You can't use a spoon it your arm is behind you. I mean picture your arm coming around your body or from above your head and it doesn't work. And in front. You can't eat if your arm is in front of you. I'd have to be a deformed arm. And who is going to find a giant with one arm and one leg AND one eye at all scary or threatening. They only way it'll kill you is by falling on you. Its so stupid. "Look out or I'll jump on you." "Yeah well I'll stab your foot and criple you for life what now? Bitch?" "Oh and don't look at me. I'll be parallized for life. Or I'll just team up with a friend and kill you. What are you ganna do?" "And what the fuck you gonna do with one arm. Try to swipe me as I'm walk slowly around you."

Anyway. Anybody how says Fomorians are cool. YOU SUCK. Because you obviously have been denied the right to think for yourself.

Lunch time whoooh!